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Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
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The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.

Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.

And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.
"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"
by tofuv.com September 17, 2023
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personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.
Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!
by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018
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White Person

A person that has spilled white paint all over themselves.
Jamal: fuck!
Tyrone: lol u look like a white person
Jamal: ... give me a fucken towel
by Fleurdegonj January 24, 2025
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10 person house

the coolest place ever and you really really want to live there
Andrew: Do you want to live in a 10 person house?
Victor: No, i’m gay
by 10 person house enthusiasts October 17, 2022
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Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch
Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome
by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024
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"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"
by spicy master September 28, 2020
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