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Stafford Middle School 

this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.

Discovery Middle School 

A bunch of white rich kids who are assholes. they all win in every sport cause they’re parents put them in a rich club or team all their life. all they care about is cheer and football and all the girls are full of drama and they’re all bitches. And all the white guys think moaning is the funniest thing on earth…
Jason:(example) Yo what school do you go to bro??

Max:(example) discovery middle school!!

Jason:(example) oh so you’re a stuck up rich asshole?

Morningside Middle School 

Girl: What is Morningside Middle School
Boy: a nasty, ghetto and ratchet school

Martin middle school 

Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.

The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though
Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school

Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

Nolan middle school 

In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by
You go to To Nolan middle school.
That sucks.
Nolan middle school by anonymous September 2, 2022

central middle school 

North Shore school in Chicago suburbs where you either know someone that’s gay or in a band, no exceptions.
WJHS KID: Hey do you know that person that is gay and in a band from central middle school?
CENTRAL KID: which one?