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Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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Jake

A mean guy that after you lose then find his sharpie he dose not let you uuse it ever again!
by Weird_butt#ail May 28, 2018
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Jake paul

Jake p*ul aka snake paul is one of the most cancerous youtubers out there. He try to claim the Dolan Twins aka my boyfriends. He can’t rap or sing, he is in a fake relationship and has a brother called logan P*ul.
Me: Why are you cringing

Person: Because I just watched Jake paul
Me: Honey you need to go to the hospital now
Person: i know
by hi, go away please May 30, 2018
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Jake

Massive 🅱️Ussy
Jake is such a bussy
by Coochie dood August 4, 2019
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Jake Paul

A piece of shit that looks like a god damn big headed wig stand you would see at a fucking strip club. I've seen better acting on pornhub than i see on his videos.
Hey Mark, Jake Paul is a faggot ass bitch.
by Twitch.Tv_Zekken February 6, 2019
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Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.
"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.
by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019
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