banana Jesus 

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

banana Jesus by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Sex jesus 

Some dude that has sex with a lot of women and impregnated all of them then leaves them with the gift of a fatherless child. He also does birthday parties.

“Hey have you heard of the sex jesus?”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”

Sex jesus by Havesafesex April 14, 2022

Blond Jesus 

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

Blond Jesus by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Redneck Jesus 

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits

“REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube

Redneck Jesus by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022

Mach Jesus 

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.

Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.

Mach Jesus by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022

anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

anti-Jesus christians by KernelDan September 30, 2022

Jetbridge Jesus 

The supernatural power that heals airline passengers of their aliments in flight, and is exemplified by the phenomena of more passengers needing wheelchairs when a flight boards then need them on arrival. Most often seen on flights to/from Florida.

Flight attendant 1: we had 20 passengers in wheelchairs when we boarded my flight in Chicago, but when we got to Miami all but 4 walked off.

Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!

Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!

Jetbridge Jesus by Kronl January 5, 2023