Definitions by Havesafesex
Sex jesus
Some dude that has sex with a lot of women and impregnated all of them then leaves them with the gift of a fatherless child. He also does birthday parties.
“Hey have you heard of the sex jesus?”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
Sex jesus by Havesafesex April 14, 2022