Lan-da-sack

A pathetic loser in real life that goes on urban dictionary to suck even harder.

shitbrick:
oh hey! hey! I'm a fucking loser in real life but sooooo popular here!vote me up my homiez!

normal person 1:
no shit asswipe. why dont you go suck some more Lan-da-sack.

normal person 2:
yea yea biznatch. suck my Landasack HO.

by HAHAHO October 16, 2008

Da fap master

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.

John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo

by NoobPillow July 23, 2020

puffin da erb

a very common sayin amongst young irish people from dublin

a source claims the irish people heard it in a movie called blow when a dj is scratchin puffin da erb over and over.

Jack:yo dave u puffin da erb?
Dave: you no it motherfucker

by johnny bum cheeks November 21, 2010

ha ba da bing

When you take your cock and jerk it so hard that you cum on the first jerk. When the cum hits the girls face, you scream "Ha Ba Da Bing"

When the cum hits the girls face, you scream "Ha Ba Da Bing"

by Scott Boob October 29, 2007

Buss at DA puh nig

When your bussin your gat at a pussy nigga

"Yo if you don't get your dick out my pooper imma have to buss at DA puh nig"

by Nigerian54 February 1, 2017

Da Mutha Fuckin Spot

Where laws do not exist, marijuana is constantly being smoked and obliteration is a constant, daily. D-Dubness is a necessity at the Spot, In order for one to not be placed in the Time Out Room, he/she (preferably female) must hinder their lips on the Bitch Be Good Stick and give it a nice big wet kiss. If the individual does not kiss the Bitch Be Good Stick, then he/she is eligible for Time out in the Time Out Room. The ramifications for not kissing the Bitch Be good stick can be fatal, It is customary to do this barbaric ritual so the owners of the Spot do not have to call they niggas Bovacie and Orpheus to run a train on yo bitch ass.

Lets do work tonight at Da Mutha Fuckin Spot.

by Sall Dooh March 17, 2008

Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

by Shmeego May 5, 2005