Irish cream 

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

Irish cream by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

Cherry Cream Soda 

Someone who deserves to have an awful life

Lucia: i hate cherry cream soda
Marie: same

Cherry Cream Soda by Vibri January 22, 2021

Jelly cream pie 

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

Jelly cream pie by BFrick January 26, 2021

ohio cream pie 

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

ohio cream pie by JojoMelons February 6, 2021

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

cold cream pie by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

muckers cream 

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.

You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.

muckers cream by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021

Salami cream pie 

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

Salami cream pie by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021