A real man's programming language, one that doesn't include the poison known as OOP (object oriented programming) and let's you write real code. Superior to C++ in both performance and simplicity, perfect for both beginners and veterans.
Joe: "People say that C++ is fast but I don't really feel it."
Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
by xdcap February 23, 2021
Get the Cmug. person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome
by swear guy October 2, 2023
Get the qwertyuiop[]akld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cx[pe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬mug. means "like and comment" - used on photo sharing apps like instagram to alert your followers that you've made a new post and want them to like it and leave comments on it. you can think of it as the modern version of "pc4pc" from myspace.
by ChickenScrxtch82 January 23, 2022
Get the l+cmug. by Assault5 March 29, 2022
Get the a c*tmug. You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021
Get the m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w qmug. 
