brown duck

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

by laonikoss May 11, 2014

bloody brown

A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier

Bro that bloody brown was amazing

by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Oliver Brown

Rust Orange

Oliver Brown is a color most attributed to rust orange/brass tones but can be used in place of any kind of brown with very little green or blue. No indie. On human hair, Oliver brown is a red-cast brown (not ash) which stops at blonde. No indie.

"Oliver Brown"

by some idi0t November 4, 2013

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

brown bowser

Setting fire to your lover's bumhole. Via roman candle or otherwise.

Stacy is pretty cool. She not only tosses salads, but she also gives Brown Bowsers

by Shitstain McFartsalot January 23, 2015