Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 16, 2022
Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up
Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?
Her: sure what are you doing?
Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?
Her: sure what are you doing?
Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018
by SapphireSkyz July 3, 2018
Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022
A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021