A game played usually within a cities or town and most time at night (but can be at day.) As you walk from A to B try not to get aroused, but if you do you must be punished by having to find somewhere where near no people and masturbate.
My life is so sad, When walking back from the Pub at one in morning and decided to play hard on the street.
by urban hard April 30, 2016
Get the hard on the streetmug. Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the Stealing from me so that I have to work hardmug. Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.
"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
by Jakob7 September 28, 2022
Get the Hard in the paintmug. by Scsmagikarp February 14, 2023
Get the green hard hatmug. by Pertturbator January 29, 2020
Get the Hard Wiredmug. by girlhard.com October 18, 2023
Get the Girl hardmug. A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023
Get the Magnum hard onmug.