Tom

Absolute simp who out there saving these hoes that will never reciprocate his perversive lust. A master of back and forth hand action never before seen.

tom said he'd be on tonight but I guess he's got other plans

by MaryBal January 1, 2020

Tom Nook

A tanuki type raccoon who is defenently in some kind of mafia for bells.

Jake: i forgot to pay tom nook!

Elizabeth: dont get me into your mess with tom nook

by Tammy nook May 8, 2022

Simone Tom(AKA: Bop)

Will and could give you head for a Nickle💀 also will fuck anything and everything

That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!

by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024

tom holland

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.

creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!

by liamwh November 2, 2019

Tom waso

Man with Chinese crisis

You got the damn Tom waso

by Slongtobig March 14, 2020

tom joseph

lazy oaf; synonymously known as the “where’s my hug at” guy

god you’re such a tom joseph please shut the fuck up

by pinkballoons09 November 25, 2021

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022