john kerry

mofuckin cocksucka. often referred to as "trifflin," or "trippin."

"Dat bitch John Kerry be one mofuckin cocksucka."
"Word."

by Jim GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA August 18, 2006

John Lennon

When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.

Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!

by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008

st. johns

St. Johns is a neighborhood located in North Portland that ignorant people think is the gang infested ghetto. If you believe this then you are an idiot. But this is fine because we don't want you to move here anyway. North and Northeast Portland are the only two semi-diverse and fun places to live in Portland, as many other areas are meth ridden, white bread, suburbs. Recently, as a result of gentrification, young hipsters are infesting St. Johns, and making it a trendy place to move. Unfortunate, really.

St. Johns is far superior to West Linn or Lake Oswego

Wow, isn't St. Johns, like, the ghetto?

St. John's is heaven on earth!

You wont get shot if you drive in North Portland, even though you deserve it for thinking that.

by randi213 April 30, 2007

Stupy John

An incredibly popular character from the comic series "Stupy John Comics". He's been killed three times in his 220 issue series, and now stars in
"The Adventures of Stupy John", "Stupy John: Unlimited", and the miniseries "Stupy John Returns". He was created by John Papp and Tony Morgan

Stupy John: Best. Character. Ever.

by stupy john August 24, 2005

John Anderson

inventor of shaved-head flow.

He's rocking John Anderson's brilliant invention

by doeeee January 8, 2012

Red John

One who LOVES the cock any way they can get it

your pullin a red john with those pants

by thuggz Mcnasty September 4, 2003

uncle john

random person, visualised as a fat jamaican marine boilogist with pigtails, generally used when we dont know the answer to a "who" question.

"who was the 13th in line to the throne of england in the 1634?"
ans: uncle john!

by Kini July 27, 2004