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lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.
Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.
by Nicothebear September 13, 2018
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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
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Silk Nut

The ejaculation of a very rich man during "certain acts of kindness ".
I'm tasting a silk nut so i know im getting paid tonight!
by LuvL42 September 27, 2018
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transition nut

When you cum during the transition sequence of a pornographic film or cumming while porn starts switch positions.
Man that would have been a great jerk of session if I didn't transition nut!
by Ahab2727 May 30, 2018
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partial nut

a nut that turns out to be an autistic kid
turns out that I was a partial nut
by Therealkuhndaddy June 10, 2018
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Gru's Nut

I love Gru's Nut.
by DeezGruNuts May 30, 2018
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monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.
Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"
by James019 May 15, 2018
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