Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe

damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024

Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

Matthew Harrison

Spider-Man with a gyatt.

That 7 year old is Matthew harrison

by Caked up spider man June 23, 2024

matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast

matthew deboer is washed at siege

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.

True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

Matthew

Someone who has an untidy or disheveled appearance; lacking neatness or order.

This guy dresses like such a Matthew!

by birdieswoo July 17, 2024