High Colonic

High Colonic- When your high on weed male partner fracks your ass and it results in a sewage spill

Honey- for some reason the Metropolitan Water District is checking the water quality in our neighborhood- Do you think it’s from our “high colonic” last night?

High Colonic by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria January 2, 2026

High Colonic

High Colonic- When your high on weed male partner fracks your ass and it results in a sewage spill

Honey- for some reason the Metropolitan Water District is checking the water quality in our neighborhood- Do you think it’s from our “high colonic” last night?

High Colonic by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria January 2, 2026

High E String

Always fucking breaks, often times when tuning, sometimes for no reason at all other than to piss you off and deliver a big fat middle finger to your front door.

I was tuning my guitar the other day, and the high E string broke. Typical…

High E String by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

High-vis Syndrome

Where a person believes wearing high-visibility clothing imparts them with authority above the common man, when they have been granted no authority at all.

There's Tim directing traffic at the match. He becomes a bossy prick when he puts on the high-vis jacket. The nonce thinks he's a cop or something. High-vis Syndrome at its best. Prat.

Yeah, Tim's a tool, no wonder his wife left him for the postman.

High-vis Syndrome by oirishguy January 17, 2026

high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.

"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."

high assitude by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026

High-maintenance friend

A high-maintenance friend is someone who needs intense, consistent time, emotional energy, and attention often. They frequently require constant reassurance, emotional support, and a safe space to be clingy. They need validation, immediate responsiveness, and priority status in your schedule. These people are not for those who cannot keep up, or give them that emotional contribution.

"I need a lot of attention because of my abandonment issues. I'm a high-maintenance friend"

High-maintenance friend by bunnidere January 22, 2026

high triglisserides

A clogging-of-bodily-plumbing abnormality caused by performing too many "trailing up or down da scales" operations during a musical presentation.

Audience members who get blood-pressuringly exasperated from enduring too many "flamboyant flair" keyboard/fretboard shenanigans could also develop high triglisserides, as well as merely da musician's being affected in dat way.

high triglisserides by QuacksO February 2, 2026