Definitions by oirishguy
High-vis Syndrome
Where a person believes wearing high-visibility clothing imparts them with authority above the common man, when they have been granted no authority at all.
There's Tim directing traffic at the match. He becomes a bossy prick when he puts on the high-vis jacket. The nonce thinks he's a cop or something. High-vis Syndrome at its best. Prat.
Yeah, Tim's a tool, no wonder his wife left him for the postman.
Yeah, Tim's a tool, no wonder his wife left him for the postman.
High-vis Syndrome by oirishguy January 17, 2026
coal bucket
A female / male whose neither regions, in particular their vaginal/anal orifices, bear resemblance to a fireside coal bucket; in that they are big, wide and dirty.
John: I got with Amy last night
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty
Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty
Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!
coal bucket by oirishguy March 29, 2017