long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

long and hairy, hard to carry by bratzorf April 18, 2016

hairy chequebook 

Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.

Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?

hairy chequebook by Natboy September 11, 2005

Harr 

n. (Chinese) A term used by MIT graduate students in the know to refer to fellow graduate students that are ABC and post-pubescent (but only just).

"That's retHARRded."

"Oh, Harr-bar. You are so young and retHARRded sometimes."

"Harrk who speaks of age!"

Harr by Joe Guitar May 14, 2006

hairy 

A situation that gets ambiguous or gray.

Did you get that tree diagram in finite mathematics?
No that problem was hairy!

hairy by david faustino September 20, 2012

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011

hairy undergrowth 

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

hairy undergrowth by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

HARRYDIDYAPUTYONAMEINEDAGOBLETOFFIYAH?! 

Something Dumbledore most definitely didn't say calmly.

HARRYDIDYAPUTYONAMEINEDAGOBLETOFFIYAH?! Dumbledore asked calmly.

HARRYDIDYAPUTYONAMEINEDAGOBLETOFFIYAH?! by karba the kareeba November 3, 2021