Goldilocks Bitch 

An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon.

While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch.

Goldilocks Bitch by goldilocks134 April 23, 2022

Golden Grail 

when one partner consumes enough of a gold favored alcoholic drink over a short period of time that their urine resembles the beverage's color when filling a corner store styrofoam cup to the brim (32 Oz. or 44 Oz. preferably) then presents it to their partner for a "thirst quencher" unbeknownst to them.

This has to be someone you are very comfortable with. I laughed, they laughed, it was funny to us. lol

A: "here try this."
B: "what is it?"
A: "a Golden Grail."
B:"smells."
A:"yea."

Golden Grail by remi rottenborn May 8, 2022

Golden Boydem 

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof

He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing

Golden Boydem by Golden Boydem Killa May 11, 2022

golden day 

Your first day in heaven

May the deceased make it to the golden day!

golden day by St. Crypt May 14, 2022

golden experience 

woo he grows stuff

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE
*transforming sound*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MIDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA

golden experience by yo mama 😎 May 20, 2022

Golden Giggle 

Laugh so hard you urinate

randy gave her the golden giggle while tickling her.

Golden Giggle by practicalpreacher May 20, 2022

Golden hour 

The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea

Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!

Golden hour by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022