Mystery Fat

1.Mystery Fat is commonly found on seemingly in shape people. The person might seem skinny or fit, but has copious amounts of stomach fat and or thigh fat. Most commonly found on guys in the stomach and moobs, and found on girls in the thighs. Mystery Fat is easily hidden by loose fitting shirts and pants, thus making it ever elusive and unknown.

1.1 Often times Mystery Fat is revealed when a person takes off their clothes or wears revealing/tight fitting clothes.

Another less clever name for this natural phenomenon is skinny fat.

1. Garf: "Man, Chandler is so hot! I want her snatch"

Walter: "No, gross man, she has mystery fat, why do you think she wears jeans everyday?"

2. Spudberry: "Gross, did you see Grant's mystery fat in the locker room? He has the belly of an alcoholic"

Adolf: "Ugh, I know, what a Jew.... He's got a nice set of man tits though"

by Nipplecopter August 3, 2012

sad fat

Sagging, pillowy fat that appears on some morbidly obese people. Usually occurs when such a person has made unsuccessful attempts to lose weight.

Monica has a lot of sad fat. You can see it when she's sitting down and her arms are hanging off the armrests on her chair.

by pentozali December 23, 2011

Fat hood

The lower part of a fat or large persons stomach that hangs over their penis or vagina. This area is above the FUPA and should not be confused with FUPA.

person #1: "How was that blind date last night?
Person #2: "Man That bitch was so fat that I had to lift up her fat hood just to see her vag."
"That's right baby lift up my fat hood and suck it"

by DJ[Bear] September 18, 2011

Crack A Fat

To obtain or gain an erection
Aussie phrase

"He was so drunk he couldn't even Crack a fat"

by Sarah Kayness November 4, 2004

Fat Sac

A water filled bag used to add ballast to boats in order to produce a larger wake. This enables wakeboarders to get more air.

The Fat Sac ads up to 600 pounds of weight to your boat.

by TT September 12, 2003

Chicken Fat

The largest thing ever known to man. Dating back to times defined in the Old Testament in which King Chicken Fat of Dalmasianitarus is depicted as being a great leader who lost his life in an unfortunate Pong accident with Jesus. Chicken Fat can again be cited in the original copy of the United States Preamble, line one... "We the people of the United States, and Chicken Fat." However, no one would say this due to the belief that it was racist, and it was soon forgotten. The truth behind Chicken Fat is that it is the largest Government Conspiracy ever known. If one was to ask the President about Chicken Fat, he would say "liek wtf d00d?" because it is so highly classified that not even the President knows about it. Chicken Fat can be used for anything, be it shaving, lube, food, shotgun ammo, caulking, or anything. It was at Saratoga, Normandy, The Marne, everywhere. It cured scurvy for Christopher Columbus, it kept Washington's boat from sinking into the Delaware, it assassinated JFK and framed Oswald, it's done everything pretty much.

Just for writing all this in I am put on a Government hit list for knowing too much and now so are you, but the list goes down so head for Canada and start a new life, eh?

Borisch: Aye, comrade, have you heard the legacy of >.> <.< Chicken Fat?

Xaldan: Yeah you gotta be careful talking about that crap though.

Black SUV pulls up.

FBI Agent: Both of you are under arrest for spreading Class A12 C149 QX restricted information! Get in teh Car!

Borisch: Oh sheet!

by He who knows too much January 23, 2008

fat neek

a stupid fucking cunt called dan hudson

i hate that fat cunt the fat neek

by fadnams November 21, 2019