dick thrower

A man with a large penis that engages in rather rough intercourse with a female, as in the song "Slow Motion" by Juvenile.

"I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurtin'. Cutthroat'll have ya like a brand new virgin."

dick thrower by rexpostal September 7, 2005

Floppy Dick Drive 

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

Floppy Dick Drive by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006

Dick Chicken 

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.

Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!

Dick Chicken by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016

dick tot 

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.

That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.

dick tot by price is right December 25, 2009

Dick Googler 

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

Dick Googler by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

dick ton 

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

dick ton by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010

Dick Twin 

You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.

'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'

'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'

'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'

'Dick twinnage can save a man.'

'My dick twin even sounds like me.'

Dick Twin by lookaroundyou August 25, 2013