Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea

Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick

by SignedDeath January 3, 2021

Dick Drilling

To have vigorous sex with someone.

Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.

Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?

Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.

by Captain Fayetteville April 29, 2012

dick popper

A girl that makes a guys dick "pop" or explode with cum cause just by looking at her he pops a massive boner and his cum explodes everywhere.

Or a girl that just makes guys "pop" boners.

"that girl makes my dick pop in her pussy and her mouth"

"the girl a dick popper, I pop my dick in her pussy and her mouth"

"Angeline is a dick popper, she gonna make my dick explode in my pants or hopefully her mouth"

by hursh4ever August 31, 2012

Dick Kangaroo

When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo

Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?

Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.

Eddie: Ahhh, shit!

by Tayler and Eddie January 27, 2010

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

dick scar

A scar on a man's penis from being circumsized

damn, that fool had hella tripped out "dick scar", at first i thought he had a disease!

by aniled June 23, 2009