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Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
by Be May November 27, 2022
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Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
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The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
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beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
by WCfields September 14, 2022
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Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?
by Death Menace September 24, 2022
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can of corn

by milfather September 29, 2022
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time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist
What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can
by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022
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