While having sexual relations with a woman, you pull your penis out during said relations and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting "Cock Suey!" then reinsert and repeat if necessary.
Well I'd just returned from teaching the Harvard MBA. My wife, Scarlett Johansson and I were entertaining our good friend Professor Stephen Hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution of the universe. He and I were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early Etruscan hymns into middle Flemish, when he said, and I'll never forget this, he said "While I was having sex the other night I gave the hooker a Cock Suey and you should try it too!"
by Peter Squeal January 12, 2009
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Get the Cock Hoe mug.n. a bantering insult referring to supposed homosexual activity on the part of the recipient as the cause for less than acceptable performance, or blundering behavior.
Typically used between friends in one on one situations to express annoyance, it was also used in a more chiding manner in mixed company when the recipient had made some social blunder or said something stupid. Often used as a replacement for the subject's first name.
Contrary to popular belief, this term was originally coined in the late 1970's and was used primarily by adolescent boys prior to their discovery in later grades that a continual use of gender preference based slang terms tended to prompt the listening audience (girls) to question the users own gender preference...
Surfacing generations later in popular media and as a call back to past cultural references, this and many other archaic terms are often given erroneous origins, which could be prevented by first checking it with your Old Man before posting it online...
Typically used between friends in one on one situations to express annoyance, it was also used in a more chiding manner in mixed company when the recipient had made some social blunder or said something stupid. Often used as a replacement for the subject's first name.
Contrary to popular belief, this term was originally coined in the late 1970's and was used primarily by adolescent boys prior to their discovery in later grades that a continual use of gender preference based slang terms tended to prompt the listening audience (girls) to question the users own gender preference...
Surfacing generations later in popular media and as a call back to past cultural references, this and many other archaic terms are often given erroneous origins, which could be prevented by first checking it with your Old Man before posting it online...
1. "If you weren't such a cock bite, we'd have been on that bus now headed for the game with Jennifer - but You had to give James back his Atari 2600..."
2. "Hey, Cock Bite, you need two of those hats - one to shit in, and one to cover it up with...!"
2. "Hey, Cock Bite, you need two of those hats - one to shit in, and one to cover it up with...!"
by O-Owen February 19, 2008
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Get the Cock-Diesal mug.A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.
"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."
"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
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