curl a tom

to have a speedy quick poo

eve: “where are you going”
jack: “to curl a tom”

by jacketh the third January 30, 2025

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Get the curl a tommug.

Tom

Tom is a man-child of british origin. A scouser who can't read the room but will never dissapoint when it comes to making the group laugh. Tom doesn't find many things edible in life, but the honorable beans n toast, sausage rolls, chinese and chicken curry with fried rice and chips FRIES. Tom has a sailors mouth but won't admit to it. The words whore. slut, nigger to name a few are commonly recieved by the people he's talking to. Tom can't admit to being wrong but his preposterous accent makes up for it.

Whos that fucking rertard screaming in the background

Oh, nevermind it's just Tom

by Flabbergaster10 April 18, 2024

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Get the Tommug.

tom

The most beautiful boy in the world. Tom is talented in every way imaginable. he loves to make art, play guitar, and sing; and will make your heart swoon by all 3. he’s so pretty and the sweetest little cinnamon roll. there’s not a thing not to love about tom. his eyes are a beautiful dark brown and hair to match. fantastic eyebrows and the world most beautiful smile. he’s give the world for you, everything he has, just to see you smile. tom is smart and capable of anything. he’ll cheer you up and make you feel like the only girl in the world. he’ll love you with everything he is, and never make you doubt his love for a second. he’s everything anyone could dream of.

tom is my baby :)

by mclennon_lover May 21, 2021

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