Firing blanks like '98

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

straight jackson fire blazer

Means rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

Covid Cease-Fire Year

The precise one-year interval between mass shootings in America, beginning with the onset of the Covid pandemic.

Between 3/16/20 and 3/16/21, mass shootings in America stopped. It was the Covid cease-fire year, and who can answer why they resumed with such force.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2021

Don't wear fire as a hat

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

by Trikc17 March 13, 2019

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 28, 2015

Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.

I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

Fire-fuel-filled smore

A smore, but the marshmello is on fire (not burnt, but it has an active fire on it) and eating it.

Person 1: I want a smore.
Person 2: I want a fire-fuel-filled smore.

by marioisthebest July 3, 2022