Ass Bear

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass

1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...

by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010

Flop ass

Basically a synonym for douchebag. Can mean anyone that is either scurvy, a putz, stupid, lame, dorky, or a nerd.

That guy has rubber testicles hanging from his back bumper, what a flop ass!!

So you spent all last night Watching MadTV? You are a flop ass!

by Tripton July 24, 2008

Ass Mohawk

Describes a person with a bare bum but lots of body hair in the crack.

The guy has so much crack hair his ass look like an Ass Mohawk

by poopstar January 23, 2009

Pain in the Ass

The pubescent little shit I have to tolerate ever since she rushed her way out of out of my goddamn mother's womb.

Sister: *Snitches on me for no good reason*
Me: You better fifty fucking feet away from me, you pain in the ass.

by Innocently Wise October 10, 2016

Ass Mode

A term used on Craig Ferguson's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS during the twitter and emails segment

Ass Mode

by CraigyFerg July 17, 2010

kiss ass

suck up

Shut up you kiss ass!

by Blair February 13, 2003

Hungry Ass

When a person wears pants that don't fit properly and tend to ride up in the butt crack region. A camel toe in your ass. A wedgie.

Do these pants give me hungry ass?

by TacoMama October 1, 2008