A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019
Get the sock armymug. the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!
Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
Get the chocolate sock puppetmug. A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
Get the Poop sockmug. A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
Get the Vigilante Sock Puppetmug. It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
Get the Sockmug. also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socksmug. (noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sockmug.