'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024
Get the Eggo Brainedmug. RFK Jr.’s KGB codename. Refers to the “worm” inside his brain who ate a significant portion of his conscience and died from a ketamine or hydromorphone overdose.
Worm Brain is literally George Hamilton with a Katherine Hepburn voice who’s an ardent anti-vaxxer and is the anthesis of public health. This charlatan is worse than appointing a wine salesman as a foreign minister
by kinghiroichi1 August 6, 2025
Get the Worm Brainmug. A semi-humorous condition characterized by a severe and persistent decrease in attention span, believed to be caused by excessive consumption of TikTok videos. Individuals with this affliction often find it challenging to focus on tasks for extended periods and have a heightened tendency to get distracted by short, catchy content.
A cultural phenomenon where one's perception of reality, trends, and societal norms becomes disproportionately influenced by TikTok content, often leading to skewed worldviews or overemphasis on fleeting internet trends.
A cultural phenomenon where one's perception of reality, trends, and societal norms becomes disproportionately influenced by TikTok content, often leading to skewed worldviews or overemphasis on fleeting internet trends.
Example: "Ever since Jenny started watching TikTok six hours a day, she can't even finish a 10-minute YouTube video. She's got a serious case of TikTok Brain Rot!"
Example: "Brad's been trying to replicate every viral dance from the app; it's like he's got TikTok Brain Rot or something."
Example: "Brad's been trying to replicate every viral dance from the app; it's like he's got TikTok Brain Rot or something."
by SomeNorthAmerican October 8, 2023
Get the TikTok Brain Rotmug. "We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."
Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.
Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.
Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.
Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.
Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."
by Brain Lock February 27, 2017
Get the Brain Lockmug. by hotboy🥵🥵😘😘123455526544 September 20, 2022
Get the beauty with brainsmug. To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be
John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind
Steve: This guy’s got brain gap
Steve: This guy’s got brain gap
by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022
Get the Brain Gapmug. by Cpugh March 2, 2019
Get the fecal brain conditionmug.