Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly stimulates oneself and likes to brag about it. A mr tugalot can be recognized if they do any of the following:

1. Spend most of their time discussing their porn habits. The type they watch, what they don't watch, how often, where they watch it etc...

2. Anything and everything is wank material to them. They may keep a photo album of mug shots of their friends to use later on.

e.g. A Wank Bank

3. They are extremely shocked to learn that not all of their 'friends' spend their nights tucked inside their rooms with the lights off, their headphones in and a box of Kleenex by their sides.

Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut up Mr Tugalot

Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 16, 2015

Mr. O'Malley 

Mr. O'Malleycatis an Alleycat.

That stoner is a Mr. O'Malley.

Mr. O'Malley by The Waldorks July 19, 2016

Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.

"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.

Mr. Potato by M1. Potato June 13, 2016

Mr Squarehead

A person with an abnormally large forehead

Jimmy; That Ben Roberts is Mr Squarehead

Tom; Alie

Mr Squarehead by Yournan123 June 28, 2016

MR.Jarman 

The most fucked up teacher on this planet he's an internet predator (Especially on ROBLOX). He locks the washroom door behind him as he takes children under twelve (Boys and Girls) and fucks them with his 1 inch chode. He's been fondling children for years.

MR.Jarman crept through the halls prowling for kids, eventually he saw one. He grabbed HIM by the dick and dragged him into the washroom and made the entire school shake with his heavy humping on the already dead child. Afterwards he goes to play ROBLOX to internet rape four year olds.

MR.Jarman by dildo faggins69 August 9, 2016

Mr. Kaye

A white homosexual who claims to have a wife but we think its his girlfriend/sister/partner/lover
And also a man who we can put in the fifty shades of grey title

Did you see fifty shades of kaye? man it was like the best movie ever reated 10/10 ign Mr. kaye

Mr. Kaye by @trumpets September 2, 2016

Mr. Taco 

A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.

Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.

Mr. Taco by sparhavoc October 9, 2016