facebook forward 

when hot gurls on facebook turnout to be ugly ass in life.

dees cheek online on the face-book. i has seen her after jacking to her hot profil pics. denn ey eez like "lets hang out beetch." and shes like yup. then i bang her place and shes looking like whuuu? looked like my grandmas dog. omg. It Turns Out She Had Made herself facebook forward.

facebook forward by my dick is mini June 2, 2010

Facebook Grandslam 

When someone posts and your wall and likes one of your pictures.

I hit a facebook grandslam on Lilly.
Oh bro that sick she's so hot.

Facebook Grandslam by A smit nigga January 26, 2011

Facebook Statute 371

The posting of cat pictures on Facebook is strictly forbidden.

Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.

A: Dude! You can't post cat pictures, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371!

B: Nah, its cool, she's wasted.

Facebook Statute 371 by TepidManbeast August 7, 2011

Facebook Tag

Similar to phone tag. The act of playing tag with someone on facebook, or when chat is an epic fail.

"You go offline, then online, then offline, then back online. I feel like we're playing facebook tag

Facebook Tag by riot_pigeon December 6, 2009

Facebook/Myspace creepin'

Going to view someones profile more than once a day.

Quit Facebook/Myspace creepin' on your ex!

Facebook/Myspace creepin' by I'mUsingMyRealName February 27, 2010

facebook queer 

A gay loner who takes everything that is said on facebook literally. Someone who thinks that everyone is talking about them whether or not the comment was posted on the victims wall or the alleged suspect's.

Quit being a facebook queer my life doesn't revolve around your sorry ass. I wasn't talking to your butthurt ass. Go take some Zoloft kiddo.

facebook queer by The smart bomb April 25, 2010

Facebook Tourettes 

To curse or say something derrogatory towards a person or a post on Facebook upon seeing it/them.

Bill has Facebook Tourettes when he sees Jill's new status.

Facebook Tourettes by DarkFang32 January 8, 2011