Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish) 

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.

Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish) by SM&FC September 8, 2013

dirty woodhouse 

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.

Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."

dirty woodhouse by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

dirty ryleigh

a dumb bitch, whore, slut, penis, cock, motherfucker... but with nice tits

whoa! that girl has the phattest most juiciest titties i’ve ever seen! she must be a dirty ryleigh

dirty ryleigh by straitfactsbitch May 5, 2020

Dirty Paul 

A dirty Paul is when you have a dairy intolerance and poop your pants randomly without control during sex

I just gave her a dirty Paul and it was messy

Dirty Paul by Clubveg June 7, 2021

Dirty Lisa 

When you have period sex and she gets blood on her fingers and puts two stripes under your eyes and shouts 'hut hut'

Jimmy got Dirty Lisa'd last night and loved it.

Dirty Lisa by joeysgame September 7, 2021

dirty jess 

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.

boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*

dirty jess by okthen... April 20, 2022

Dirty Smith 

When you fuck yo bitches best friend on a slide at church. Or the preachers daughter on the slide.

My homeboy Zay did a Dirty Smith wit this chick. Luckily his girl didnt dump him.

Dirty Smith by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009