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Good Christian Server 

A server (usually in Roblox) where no-one can swear or sin. They are usually run by homophobic idiots who think they need to protect their Good Christian Society from the dangers of LGBTQ people.

Now it is a meme and the LGBTQ community can sit back, relax and laugh at this wacky concept.
Tris: "No sinning on my server, Brian!"
Brian: "No intruding on my life, Tris!"
Tris: "But my Good Christian Server!"
Good Christian Server by AcidHazard5 September 5, 2019

Maranatha Christian Academy 

Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.

cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
cme christian by Michellaya December 9, 2019

Very Christian Quiz 

"Very Christian Quiz" is a Kahoot Series Created by Brandon Morgan in 2018, The Creator Says that he has future plans for the series.
DUDE: Hey did you hear about that kahoot series "Very Christian Quiz"
OTHER DUDE: Oh yeah man it's so cool
Very Christian Quiz by MaxamusName December 30, 2019

Ole Christian 

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
Ole Christian by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

Cafeteria Christianity 

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.