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Bed Wetting Drunk

Scuba Steve of Orlando after many Flaming Volcanoes at Kobe Steakhouse, bowling alley karaoke w/ B-52 shots and shotgunning PBRs at The Lodge
Looks like someone is getting Bed Wetting Drunk again!
by Schwiggity June 19, 2008
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benny wet fart

When one decides to pass gas from their anus and it happens to be slightly moist, elaving a brownish spray of poo in their panties.
Named after Benny, who did the wettest farts in the world. Can also be shortened purely to Benny
"Oh no, I think I just did a Benny. Quick, check my pants!"
by GillyBean May 7, 2005
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wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.
gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009
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philadelphia wet basement

Seepage on the interior of a home in Philadelphia.
by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007
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awkward wet suit

level 4 of the "Levels of Awkward". originally an alternate for level 3's "awkward snowsuit" for people who lived in California, and had never worn a snow suit. awkward wet suit was upgraded to its' own level when it was realized that wet suits are awkward in a completey different, and greater way then snow suits.
person 1: one time at I-Hop...this girl peed on herself, in the booth, right next to me. and by that i do not mean, in the booth next to me...i meant DIRECTLY next to me, on the SAME BENCH...and she was 23!!
person 2: that's SO awkward wet suit! and...i was probably more like 22...
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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The Wet Tingling Monster

A Wet Tingling Monster is when a male dunks his erect penis in gasoline causing his penis to swell up. Then he shoves his swollen cock in the partners mouth giving the partner a Wet Tingling Monster.
My boyfriend gave me The Wet Tingling Monster last night.
by Wildcat Punisher March 30, 2010
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wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.
Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?
by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012
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