Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.
Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.
by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021
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White socks

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.
Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.
by Theyseemetrollin42 November 29, 2020
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Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...
Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
by Deathofme November 14, 2012
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Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021
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johnson sock

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"
by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016
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