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Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
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Post Ghost

Luring a person who ghosted you back with sex, then creating at the first opportunity as a way of getting back at them.

Also known as ‘Mayavenge’ or ‘Dramaya’
That crazy bitch set that pussy trap only to give you that Post Ghost drama. What a hoe!
by Bearjewbackhand January 19, 2022
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Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
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Post-binary

The term "non-binary" defines us as what we are not and the definitions of binary are specific to region and place.
"What gives me anxiety is the possibility that I would be required to wait for society to respect what comes after the gender binary. We so frequently absorb white supremacist violence that

"post-binary" is not available now and for some may not be experienced ever."

If we lived in a post-binary world- I may not want or need top surgery, but because this world sees in binary I yield my body to the general understanding of the masses
by BADTWST October 24, 2022
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jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic
by Dalepj November 1, 2022
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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
Im posting this while drunk
by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
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Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
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