I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

got it

be in a situation where victory is assured.

Your dad is a manager, so he's got it.

by Arminkshipper January 29, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you’re really good friends with someone that their kid and yours end up having a great relationship and get married.

“Hey Blake have you met my friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law. He’s the father of little Bettie, my sons wife.”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you and your friend have children of ur own and they end up getting married.

“Hey have you met my Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law, Blake? He’s the father of Stacy whose the wife of my son Adam. We were and are great best friends”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Got Guppy

When you got trick by a person to pretend to be your friend.( Fake Friend ).

You got Guppy.

by Ov-hoe February 5, 2026