May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

mai

french for may

mai 31st

by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023

james may

CHEEZE

james may: CHEEZE

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

erin-mai

someone/something who or what is very attractive to the eye and it/she may have an 'upside' effect on your genitals because of how sexually attractive it/she. is.

random dude: omg wtf my dicks just gone erect
me: ugh prolly js erin again
erin: why are u in my bed again i forgot
me: bc im ur bby
erin-mai

by Your leng leng fiance November 15, 2023

erin-mai

something/someone way too attractive to be on this planet she/it is too satisfying to look at

(may make your p3n1s go up)
so proceed with caution!!

lalaal: omg i got a b0ner
Jam:you defo saw erin
eri: wanna see my 4ss p1cs?
erin-mai ily my bb

by Your leng leng fiance November 15, 2023