ass fucked

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.

Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.

by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

Ass Bear

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass

1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...

by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010

Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

Pain in the Ass

The pubescent little shit I have to tolerate ever since she rushed her way out of out of my goddamn mother's womb.

Sister: *Snitches on me for no good reason*
Me: You better fifty fucking feet away from me, you pain in the ass.

by Innocently Wise October 10, 2016

Ass Mode

A term used on Craig Ferguson's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS during the twitter and emails segment

Ass Mode

by CraigyFerg July 17, 2010

kiss ass

suck up

Shut up you kiss ass!

by Blair February 13, 2003

Hungry Ass

When a person wears pants that don't fit properly and tend to ride up in the butt crack region. A camel toe in your ass. A wedgie.

Do these pants give me hungry ass?

by TacoMama October 1, 2008