Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016

Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.

I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.

by Dr. Club October 8, 2020

Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo

My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo

by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025

No-Gravity Club

Preforming anything sexual while being 62 Miles high within the Thermosphere.

Person 1: Did you hear about the two astronauts who had sex on the ISS

Person 2: Looks like they joined the No-Gravity Club

by MEME SQUAD October 26, 2022

Club Gak

Name for the King Princess stan base

Hey are you part of Club Gak? I heard you playing Only time makes it human by KP

by Kp69420 October 21, 2020

Club Menu

it's everything that keeps you up until the party's end

— I am just not sure if I will go clubbing tonight – because of the flight tomorrow...
— Yeah, i remember it. But researching needs no "club menu"

by verykk December 13, 2019

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024