by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

go out to nightclubs.
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
by formfaktor May 13, 2005

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

by Shawn too cool April 7, 2011

You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
by Milkysym December 20, 2015

Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
by Andrew Candler November 16, 2018
