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douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis
by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008
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Douche Balls

1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.
Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."
by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010
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Prima douche

Someone who thinks that they are the shit. And to some extent, they are. A true prima douche will not do this without reason, however. They will have the talent, and at least as much ego

Their success has gone to their head, and if they weren't their own biggest promoter before, they are now. See most bands' frontmen, and Kanye West.
Becoming a meme could be the best thing to ever happen to Kanye's career. All because he is a prima douche.
by SoulStealinGinger October 20, 2010
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Douche Bag

Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face.

Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.
Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?
by Sean February 9, 2005
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Douche Hypocrite

A dobio. Someone no one likes. A loser.
by anonymous August 31, 2004
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Douche Bag

my baby called me a "Douche Bag!"
by kristy May 20, 2003
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