Cunt Punt

Cunt punt - Nut kick for a vagina.

Still hurts, even if you don`t have balls.

I want to cunt punt that girl which is doing donkey pose!

by Kukori84 September 8, 2010

Titty Cunt

Generally used as a term for cleavage. Also used as an insult. This word originated in Akron, OH.

"DAAAAMMMMNN!!! She is showing some titty cunt today!!"

"Let's throw something in her titty cunt."

"Why'd you have to do that you fuckin titty cunt!!!???!?"

by gary the bum March 30, 2009

bunt-a-cunt

Ramming a blunt object (or fist) forcefully upon, but not in, a woman's vagina.

She's walking like she had a nice bunt-a-cunt last night.

by Wonderdick January 12, 2009

Cunt Rug

A beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and stitching. Ideal for the modern, hetrosexual man.

Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).

Person A: "Oh, hey, nice rug!"

Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"

Person A: "Nice!"

Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."

by thuggedout January 24, 2011

Cunt Drunk

Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.

by Bronze John December 21, 2008

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

Cunt Bun

A type of hair style for a man where they usually have long hair on top tied into a bun or small pony tail, whilst having the backs and sides of their hair very short.

This haircut is usually accompanied by a man with a cunt-like personality.

An example of this hairstyle can be seen on Proudlock from Made In Chelsea.

"Look at that schweff with a cunt bun"
"Yeah, I bet he is such a dick"

by harry20larry November 9, 2014