I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

S.I.B.K.

Super Itchy Balloon Knot

I didn't have toilet paper to wipe my sh*t ridden a*s so now I have a serious case of S.I.B.K.

by Jasper LaPrizrak March 26, 2022

B. K. Randy Tandy

The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.

One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.

See: chach douche dickhead

Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?

Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.

by simonbeard March 18, 2019

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

Mr.K

Penis Destroying pervert

Mr.K will fuck yo ass.

by BootyEatingBandIt00000-0000045 March 12, 2019

Teddy-K

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.

Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.

by Hangman May 12, 2019

H & K

Shortened name for Hechler and Koch, a European firearms manufacturer. This company's products cover a wide range, but in popular culture (movies/books) the MP-5 submachine gun is most frequently seen..."Navy Seals" and various Steven Seagal movies are the most common examples.

The SWAT guys were rapelling down the side of the structure with their H & Ks slung across their chests.

by Lawman October 17, 2003