Terry Toeman

The Toeman is an urban myth. He is a foot loving man with intimidating green hair so he blends in with his surroundings. He is a very dominant person standing at 7’9 towering all the children he can get his grubby little hands on. He is very seductive and has many women at his disposal. He will grope and grab at your toes. Inventor of the tingers, he is top of the FBI most wanted. And you are at the top of his most wanted ;)

Woman “he is following me.”

Man “who is?”
Woman “Terry toeman.”
Woman *gets captured*

Terry Toeman by Talula toeman March 5, 2021

tits to toes 

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

tits to toes by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017

suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.

june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day

suck my toes day by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!! 

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.

When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"

Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!! by Oh_Oh_Oh_Oh,Ryan September 11, 2018

toejam 

aka "toe cheese"

toejam by skank January 12, 2003

rusty toenail 

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

rusty toenail by B. Sac February 9, 2008

twinkle toed faggot

a gay person who prances around dressed up like a chick, and wanting to drop to their knees and suck a huge cock off.

"look at that twinkle toed faggot prance"

twinkle toed faggot by babysatan666 April 25, 2007