Top G

Rich, American kickboxer, Andrew Tate.

Sigma male #1: "Andrew tate is the Top G!"

Sigma male #2: "Yes."

by BenExplainsWords December 16, 2022

Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

Big scary top

This phrase is used when a bottom or a furry wants to address a top. Usually used when a bottom (or furry) is intimidated or etc.

“Valley is such a big scary top! Eek!”
“I know right! She rweally scwary!”

by Lmaogetnoibed October 25, 2019

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 1, 2024

Top Churpser

When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.

Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post

by Sora.farm September 14, 2021

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 6, 2023