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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10
i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
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THE gayest school in the whole world everone who goes there are usually hoes thots or actually nice but idc people switch up on u real quick.
by papilonglegs257 September 18, 2019
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North Arvada Middle School

A school full of pedophile teachers and brush lovers. Dont go here unless you gonna want to get suspended for no reason.
Guy 1: You go to north arvada middle school?
Guy 2: No i left cause a furry jumped me
by nomorebrushlovers March 2, 2022
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Seaport Middle School

Seaport Middle School is a school on ROBLOX. It is a very chaotic place to send your children, where you hear fire alarms playing 24/7 and annoying people playing with the PA.

John: "Hey Lisa, how did your first day at Seaport Middle School go?"
Lisa: "It was decent, but this admin abused his admin on me, and we had ten fire drills in one period."

The communications server is very chaotic, with fights and drama.

RobloxSussyBoi0302393: "Shut the f**k up, and leave me alone."
Reeelbaddmann30239: "What are you going to do about it, you little s***t?"
Both of the users are gone.
Seaport Middle School, also known as the "Ohio School," I don't know.
by Seaport Middle School November 5, 2023
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turner middle school

home of racism and rude staff
A: Don't go to turner middle school!
B: I agree! this school sucks!
by Supergamer01 March 24, 2022
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