Shockswift hair

Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.

Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.

by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

This came about when Anix was building the bikini bottom. He used the name, "Pineapple Hairs" to describe to leaves on top of Spongebob's Pineapple house.

Anix: "These green stuff, what are they even called?"
Anix: "Pineapple Hairs"

by Bwydnow June 16, 2020

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

hair hit the hide

It is what it is.
Whatever will be will be.
Old southern slang.

Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.

Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!

by ScholarNita February 1, 2021

Hair tie

A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.

Our boy Alex is a hair tie!

by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 3, 2018

Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

Hair

Its up there ^

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Hair is on ur scalp.

by *insert name here blah blah * May 24, 2021