BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021

Brain dial

When you dial a number to receive brain

“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone”
“Dial b for brain”

by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021

Brain

The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants

Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*

Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"

Person: *starts doing some work*

Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"

Person: *takes brain out of skull*

Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"

by KenternII October 18, 2021

covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)

example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."

by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021

Balls No Brains

Something you either need massive balls to do or zero brains.

Example with no brains

Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”

Example with huge balls

Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021