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It's TRICKING men into hating women guys!
Hym "It isn't the social media bitch. It's how you talk about, treat, and effect men."

Emma "Oh boo hoo! Is the incel triggered that he's not-"

Hym "DADDY ISSUES! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUSES! YOU WANT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE YOU DIDN'T GET FROM YOU FATHER AND YOU WANT TO FROM MEN YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO AND YOU DON'T FUCK! A GENERATION OF WOMEN TAKING OUT THERE DADDY ISSUES ON A GENERATION OF MEN! You want the unconditional love yoi didn't get from you father and you want to enforce if socially, economically, and politically! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUUUUUES!"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Socialism

Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.

The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."

Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.

Socialist #2: She has my vote.
by fragi1e February 29, 2024
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Social Mediation

Social Mediation (verb) or the act of social mediating is using social media to an unhealthy degree of ignoring all other application notification.
The radiologist needs to get a heavy dose of radiation in visible spectrum before sleeping through the ritual of social Mediation before bed
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Social Assurancer

One who uses Social Media to lift another up, using encouragement, hope, and optimism as an anchor in their lives.
Having my Social Assurancer online, means that when my day goes south, I’ll always have someone to lift me up, and provide hope.
by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024
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Social Assurancer

Social Assurancer (noun) 1) A person who uses Social Media platform or presence to offer hope, encouragement, and optimism as an anchor in one’s life.

2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.
I Love my Social Assurancer. I can always count on them to give me hope and encouragement when I’m getting beat up online.
by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024
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social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!
by clb628 March 6, 2024
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Socialism

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.
"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"
by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022
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