Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
by fragi1e February 29, 2024
Get the Socialismmug. A Person/Geek that checks only websites for social networking such a Twitter,Facebook,Myspace etc.
P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl
Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
by Sea Kittens 11 July 13, 2010
Get the Social NetGeekmug. by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020
Get the Social Appointmentmug. A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
Get the social retardmug. Social Luddism, also SocLuddism or SocLudd, rejects mass media and anything related to it, and believes that the mass media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. It seeks to reduce the impacts of mass media, internet, videogames and so on in human lives believing or media should show positive things about the world more than it does with negative things, or it should be reduced until return into the times mass media weren't so harmful to people. Some variants of social luddism advocate that mass media should show show more positive things about the world and encourage people to see the positive side of life and existence, while others advocate that mass media should be reduced until it returns to the times mass media weren't so harmful to people while some few others advocate that mass media should be abolished and no longer exist. Social Luddism is often characterized by the uses of terms such as "pacification" (make mass media more pacific and positive), "positivization" (make media show more positive things than negative things), "deviolentization" (reduce violence on mass media) and "depornographization" / "depornization" (reduce pornography and porn on mass media).
"It's really hard to realize when social luddism actually started, there are a lot of examples of social luddites since 1950's-1960's, and nowadays, in the 2020's, social luddism might become a major power if people manage to turn it into reality."
by Full Monteirism June 28, 2021
Get the Social Luddismmug. When emotions are passed among countless others through means of social media; Facebook, Twitter, Pintrist, ex..
Man, the local bernicrats are hosting an event in the city. Maybe we should join
The vast majority of politician pollute the truth causing a Socially Transmitted Disruption.
The vast majority of politician pollute the truth causing a Socially Transmitted Disruption.
by Maple Pie February 26, 2017
Get the Socially Transmitted Disruptionmug. A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.
A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.
A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.
A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.
A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
Get the social media maggotmug.